Funny

"If fucking up is power, I should be the Hulk by now."

"They arrived home again to a most peculiar sight. The small garden at the front of the Banana House had been transformed. A tidal wave of cushions, beanbags, quilts, hearth rugs, and sleeping bags appeared to have swept up the lawn and broken at the wall. From Indigo's window a multicolored rope of knotted bedsheets came snaking out and ended among the cushions. As Micheal and Caddy watched, a mattress emerged and fell to the ground, followed by a rain of pillows."Indigo!" shouted Caddy, jumping out of the car. Indigo's and Rose's heads appeared in the window above."It's all right, Caddy!" Indigo called cheerfully. "We've been doing it all the time you've been gone."We keep finding more stuff to land on!" added Rose. "Look!"

"Christopher throws dandelion head after dandelion head into his bag. It's getting heavy now and his fingers are stained from the work but there are still so many left to kill. His biggest mistake is giving them names."

"I love the world, just, you know...not the people in it."

"Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off"- Cruz"

"Oh, Micheal darling!"Don't call me darling, I'm a driving instructor!"

"On the board was a list of words and phrases which her mother considered not suitable for use in college T-shirt design. She had been asked about them so often that in the end she had started a blacklist of banned words to which everyone could refer. Every time someone thought of a new one, she unflinchingly wrote it down... Rose read through the list, and turned back to her letter. These are the words I learned to spell in Mummy's art class today, she wrote, and sighed a little as she began the tedious job of copying from the board."

"Just in case you get any ideas, know that I’ll be sleeping with a can of Mace in one hand and pepper spray in the other.” - Katie Jorlan's expression turned mocking. “Just in case you get any ideas, know that I’ll be sleeping with a feather in one hand and massage oil in the other."

"...what was the good of being a movie werewolf? You howled at the moon; you couldn't remember what you did, and then somebody shot you."

"She went back to Shane and settles in on his lap again, arm around his neck. His circled her waist. "I thought you had to go," he said. "And don't think i didn't see you kissing on my best friend."He deserved it."Yeah. Maybe i ought to kiss him, too."Michael, on his way out, didn't bother to turn around for that one. "Oh sure, you always promise."

"He glanced up once, eyes bored. “Please stop talking. I’m trying to eat."

"Francesca took a navy blue sheath from a hanger and held it up. "This is darling, Gabriel. Don't you love it? You're right, I think we need to concentrate on much more feminine articles of clothing."He reached around her and fingered the soft material. "Where is the rest of it" He was very serious, his dark eyes searching her face for signs she was teasing."

"People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church. —Mrs. Miracle"

"Vous eprouves trop d'emotion, Hastings, It affects your hands and your wits. Is that a way to fold a coat? And regard what you have done to my pyjamas. If the hairwash breaks what will befall them''Good heavens, Poirot,' I cried, 'this is a matter of life and death. What does it matter what happens to our clothes''You have no sense of proportion Hastings. We cannot catch a train earlier than the time that it leaves, and to ruin one's clothes will not be the least helpful in preventing a murder."

"Funyuns make you fart," Caspian said, and I exploded in laughter."What's so funny" Ben asked. I tried to stop laughing, but Caspian was leaning forward now, his face stck right in between us. "Funyuns give you bad breath, too. Not very attractive to the ladies." He paused. "ON second thought... enjoy your Funyuns, Ben!" I had to bite the side of my cheek to keep from giggling. The fact that Ben had no clue what was going on made it even harder to stop."

"No, officer, I have no idea why I'm wearing this possum costume. I called you what? OH. My bad."-Nastasya"

"And you are the girl's bitch, forever."

"Did I hurt you in the parking lot"No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car."Great."

"I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G."Sausages."

"Something about this made Reynie uneasy. Had he done so badly? Was this meant to test his courage? He did as he was told, closing his eyes and bracing himself as best he could."Why are you flinching" the pencil woman asked."I don't know. I thought maybe you were going to slap me."Don't be ridiculous. I could slap you perfectly well with your eyes open. I'm only going to blindfold you."