Funny

"And now," Eric yelled into his mircophone, "we're going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one's for my girlfriend. We've been going out for three weeks, and, damn, our love is true. We're gonna be together forever, baby. This one's called 'Bang You Like a Drum."

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."

"Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up."

"V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love."

"I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?"

"A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement"

"Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long. Good things come to those who wait."

"I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?"