Funny

"Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island."

"Believe me, It would be better if we didn't meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grown-ups and you're still a child."

"Instead of committing suicide, people go to work."

"When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."

"A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned"

"I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple"

"I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine."

"It is easier to tell a person what life is not, rather than to tell them what it is. A child understands weeds that grow from lack of attention, in a garden. However, it is hard to explain the wild flowers that one gardener calls weeds, and another considers beautiful ground cover."

"I had a dream about you last night. The best day of my life was when I taught you how to juggle, but the best day of yours was when you taught someone else."

"I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people’s nightmares."

"Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it."

"In life, more than in anything else, it isn’t easy to end up alive."

"Please, touch me, I pray."

"My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That’s enough, I myself choose my way"

"I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk."

"I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally."

"When mice run, cats give chase."

"I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead"

"I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs."