Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett

"Then Carrot said, It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness, captain. That's what they say. What? Vimes' sudden rage was like a thunderclap. Who says that? When has that ever been true? It's never been true! It's the kind of thing people without power say to make it all seem less bloody awful, but it's just words, it never makes any difference -"
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"Then Carrot said, It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness, captain. That's what they say. What? Vimes' sudden rage was like a thunderclap. Who says that? When has that ever been true? It's never been true! It's the kind of thing people without power say to make it all seem less bloody awful, but it's just words, it never makes any difference -"
Terry Pratchett Men at Arms
"The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it for a god)."
Terry Pratchett Small Gods
"The merest accident of microgeography had meant that the first man to hear the voice of Om, and who gave Om his view of humans, was a shepherd and not a goatherd. They have quite different ways of looking at the world, and the whole of history might have been different. For sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led."
Terry Pratchett Small Gods
"On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed."
Terry Pratchett The Color of Magic
"Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think."
Terry Pratchett Small Gods
"Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight To Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs."
Terry Pratchett Wyrd Sisters
"Some pirates achieved immortality by great deeds of cruelty or derring-do. Some achieved immortality by amassing great wealth. But the captain had long ago decided that he would, on the whole, prefer to achieve immortality by not dying."
Terry Pratchett The Color of Magic
"Whatever happens, they say afterwards, it must have been fate. People are always a little confused about this, as they are in the case of miracles. When someone is saved from certain death by a strange concatenation of circumstances, they say that's a miracle. But of course if someone is killed by a freak chain of events -- the oil spilled just there, the safety fence broken just there -- that must also be a miracle. Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous."
Terry Pratchett Interesting Times
"No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away..."
Terry Pratchett Reaper Man
"We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything."
Terry Pratchett Night Watch
"Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?"
Terry Pratchett Going Postal
"He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower."
Terry Pratchett Mort
"Death: THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT. Albert: Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them."
Terry Pratchett
"The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind."
Terry Pratchett Wintersmith
"No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know! the man yelled. Really? said Vimes. What's the orbital velocity of the moon?What?Oh, you'd like something simpler?"
Terry Pratchett Night Watch
"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time."
Terry Pratchett Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."
Terry Pratchett Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
"Humans! They lived in a world where the grass continued to be green and the sun rose every day and flowers regularly turned into fruit, and what impressed them? Weeping statues. And wine made out of water!"
Terry Pratchett Small Gods
"The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues."
Terry Pratchett Moving Pictures
"A book has been taken. A book has been taken? You summoned the Watch, Carrot drew himself up proudly, because someone's taken a book? You think that's worse than murder?The Librarian gave him the kind of look other people would reserve for people who said things like What's so bad about genocide?"
Terry Pratchett Guards! Guards!
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