Mark Twain

Mark Twain

"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it."
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"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it."
Mark Twain
"India has 2,000,000 gods and worships them all. In religion, all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire."
Mark Twain
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
Mark Twain
"I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."
Mark Twain
"If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first."
Mark Twain
"There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy."
Mark Twain
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Mark Twain
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain
"Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain."
Mark Twain
"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
Mark Twain
"In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours."
Mark Twain
"Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired."
Mark Twain
"Work is a necessary evil to be avoided."
Mark Twain
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work."
Mark Twain
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."
Mark Twain
"Words are only painted fire a look is the fire itself."
Mark Twain
"A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation."
Mark Twain
"The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven."
Mark Twain
"Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven."
Mark Twain
"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever."
Mark Twain
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