Mark Twain

Mark Twain

"When in doubt tell the truth."
511 Quotes
"When in doubt tell the truth."
Mark Twain
"The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes."
Mark Twain
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
Mark Twain
"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear."
Mark Twain
"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."
Mark Twain
"It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."
Mark Twain
"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet."
Mark Twain
"God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board."
Mark Twain
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
Mark Twain
"When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people."
Mark Twain
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
Mark Twain
"The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice."
Mark Twain
"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough."
Mark Twain
"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
Mark Twain
"Prosperity is the best protector of principle."
Mark Twain
"We have the best government that money can buy."
Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."
Mark Twain
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."
Mark Twain
"I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time."
Mark Twain
"Loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it."
Mark Twain
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