"Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out."
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"Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay."
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"Please, touch me, I pray."
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"You don't want him, she said to the pink-haired girl. He has syphilis. The girls stared. Syphilis?Five percent of people in America have it, said Ty helpfully. I do not have syphilis, Mark said angrily. There are no sexually transmitted diseases in Faerieland!Sorry, Jules said. You know how syphilis is. Attacks the brain."
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"I suppose it’s not a social norm, and not a manly thing to do — to feel, discuss feelings. So that’s what I’m giving the finger to. Social norms and stuff…what good are social norms, really? I think all they do is project a limited and harmful image of people. It thus impedes a broader social acceptance of what someone, or a group of people, might actually be like."
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"The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away."
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"It’s possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists fly aircraft into buildings they shout God is Great, what do atheists shout when they do it?"
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"Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking."
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"Whatever happened to the dragon?I mustered my primmest tone. He has a name, you know. Adrian pulled back and gave me a curious look. I didn't know, actually. What'd you decide on?Hopper. When Adrian laughed, I added, Best rabbit ever. He'd be proud to know his name is being passed on. Yes, I'm sure he would. Did you name the Mustang too?I think you mean the Ivashkinator. He stared at me in wonder. I told you I loved you, right?Yes, I assured him. Many times."
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"My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism."
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"I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’re wonderful. I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you….. I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?"
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"When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry."
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"We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use."
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"Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals."
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"Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up."
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"Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty. Gideon Wyeth:Why?Ethan: Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty."
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"Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man, and our politicians take advantage of this prejudice by pretending to be even more stupid than nature made them."
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"If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for."
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"I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers."
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"I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman!"
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