Woody Allen

Woody Allen

"My brain? That's my second favorite organ."
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"My brain? That's my second favorite organ."
Woody Allen
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
Woody Allen
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
Woody Allen
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
Woody Allen
"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."
Woody Allen
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know... I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
Woody Allen
"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."
Woody Allen
"To you, I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the loyal opposition."
Woody Allen
"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"
Woody Allen
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
Woody Allen
"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."
Woody Allen
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
Woody Allen
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
Woody Allen
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
Woody Allen
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
Woody Allen
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
Woody Allen
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
Woody Allen
"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness."
Woody Allen
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