Woody Allen
"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
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"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
"أنا ممتن للضحك، إلا حين يخرج الحليب من أنفي."
Woody Allen
"Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage."
"لمَ يقتل الإنسان؟ يقتل للطعام. وليس الطعام فحسب: فكثيرًا ما لا بد من شراب."
Woody Allen
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."
"لن آكل المحار. أريد طعامي ميتاً. لا مريضاً. لا جريحاً. ميتاً."
Woody Allen
"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."
"الطعام رديء، والكميات شحيحة."
Woody Allen
"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down ."
Woody Allen
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
Woody Allen
"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."
Woody Allen
"As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on."
Woody Allen
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
Woody Allen
"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
Woody Allen
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy next to me."
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