Woody Allen
"If I could only see one miracle just one miracle. Like a burning bush or the seas part or my uncle Sasha pick up a check."
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"If I could only see one miracle just one miracle. Like a burning bush or the seas part or my uncle Sasha pick up a check."
Woody Allen
"If only God would give me a clear sign like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
Woody Allen
"Those modern analysts they charge so much! In my day for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables."
Woody Allen
"Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate."
Woody Allen
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work I want to achieve it through not dying."
Woody Allen
"The worst that you can say about him (God) is that basically he's an underachiever."
Woody Allen
"The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have instead of what you don't have."
Woody Allen
"The best thing to do is to behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen and under try not to go bald."
Woody Allen
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
Woody Allen
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