Woody Allen

Woody Allen

"Showing up is eighty percent of life."
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"Showing up is eighty percent of life."
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"I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it."
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"I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect but I still love him."
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"I'm not the heroic type really. I was beaten up by Quakers."
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"I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her."
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"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."
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"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to a hundred."
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"Some guy hit my fender the other day and I said unto him "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those words."
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"If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up."
Woody Allen Hannah and Her Sisters
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"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
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"The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence."
Woody Allen Midnight in Paris: The Shooting Script
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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
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"“God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.”"
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"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
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"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
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"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
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"All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates."
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"bullshit french post-war rationalizing"
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"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back."
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"Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be."
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