"It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own."
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"Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die."
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"So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains."
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"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
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"Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?"
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"Out of the corner of her eye she thought she saw Jace shoot her a look of white rage - but when she glanced at him, he looked as he always did: easy, confident, slightly bored. In future, Clarissa, he said, it might be wise to mention that you already have a man in your bed, to avoid such tedious situations. You invited him into bed? Simon demanded, looking shaken. Ridiculous, isn't it? said Jace. We would never have all fit. I didn't invite him into bed, Clary snapped. We were just kissing. Just kissing? Jace's tone mocked her with its false hurt. How swiftly you dismiss our love."
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"Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you."
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"Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet. Great idea though, thanks, Mum."
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"Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)"
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"Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind."
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"Basically, I have two speeds... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice."
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"How do you feel, Georgie? whispered Mrs. Weasley. George's fingers groped for the side of his head. Saintlike, he murmured. What's wrong with him? croaked Fred, looking terrified. Is his mind affected?Saintlike, repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. You see... I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit?"
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"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
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"Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"
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"Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before."
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"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."
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"Don't Panic."
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"What's this? he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there. It's a girl, Jace said,recovering his composure. Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one."
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