"He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up arriving in a dozen glasses."
0
"Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe. If you could get away from the obvious often enough, you wouldn't become obvious yourself."
0
"Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a dozen kinds of bad ale and wine: the bouquet of civilized nightlife"
2
"I also drink Scotch. But I'm not picky. I'll take the victory Scotch, or the Scotch of defeat. Or the rotgut swill."
2
"Reggie, you wrapped your sports car around a telephone pole after drinking a bar." "Yeah... But I was wearing my seatbelt."
1
"No, I went to the bar to ask for a mojito and that guy Johnny said he didn’t make mojitos. Then he offered to make me a mint julep, in one of those silver cups and everything.” “Did you know say the true cause of the Civil War was some Northerner adding nutmeg to a mint julep?” Lucy asked."
1
"Ptah held up his mug. “Do you realize, we’ve fought together, starved together, bled together, endured slavery, and looked into the jaws of death...”“But we never drank together!” Marcus finished, clanking his mug to Ptah’s.“Exactly! The drink flows freely, and we must make up for lost time, ha ha ha!"
2
"More wine," Lightsong said, raising his cup."You can't get drunk, Your Grace," Llarimar noted. "Your body is immune to all toxins."I know," Lightsong said as a lesser servant filled his cup. "But trust me—I'm quite good at pretending."
1
"Free drinks have no carbs."
1
"She was thinking of doing a little Cuervo therapy."
1
"Life is better when you're drunk. I ought to become an alcoholic."
2
"If we'd done this my way,' Garrett went on, 'We'd have been here much earlier.''And drunk, most likely,' said Maiev.'You say "drunk," I say "happy",' Garrett shrugged."
0
"I'm going out for a bottle of champagne. We're going to get bombed."
1
"the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner"
0
"Glasses are for people that sips instead of drinks."
1
"I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry."
0
"And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic."
2
"The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it."
1
"it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong"
1
"Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas."
1
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