"The brains of members of the Press departments of motion-picture studios resemble soup at a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them."
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"I always find that if I sit down, a solution presents itself!"
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"Does anyone here speak English? Or even Ancient Greek?— A very lost Marcus Brody"
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"I made that up. You know Marcus. He got lost once in his own museum."
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"Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted. I think it's like a law of nature."
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"Henry Jones: I didn't know you could fly a plane!Indiana Jones: Fly -- yes, land -- no."
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"Moderation is the key to old age and the doorway to boredom"
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"And besides, I couldn't stay at the party. It was too dangerous. I nearly died."From what"Boredom."
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"He exhaled in disgust. “High school is boredom punctuated by humiliation."
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"You've already said you were going to kill me," Alex said, "but I didn't think that meant you were going to bore me to death."
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"The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying."
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"The one undeniable benefit of having spent some time in the closet is that it nurtures a talent that you can fall back on any time: lying convincingly. Sometimes I worried that queer kids in the twenty-first century coming out at twelve, or even younger, would never develop that valuable skill."
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"She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years."
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"It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."
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"I try not to take things lying down, especially rectal thermometers"
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"I hate that question, “Are you okay?” It’s like asking someone if they think you look fat. You’re almost guaranteed to get a lie."
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"Realistically, most people have poor filters for sorting truth from fiction, and there’s no objective way to know if you’re particularly good at it or not. Consider the people who routinely disagree with you. See how confident they look while being dead wrong? That’s exactly how you look to them."
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"Because I withered under the glare of an actual invitation, I was a firm believer in preventive prevarication--in other words, lying early in order to free myself later on."
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"It's not lying when you do it to officers!"
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"there is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What's up?"
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