Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker

"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
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"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
Dorothy Parker
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studdedwheelchair."
Dorothy Parker
"“Men They hail you as their morning star Because you are the way you are. If you return the sentiment,They'll try to make you different;And once they have you, safe and sound,They want to change you all around. Your moods and ways they put a curse on;They'd make of you another person. They cannot let you go your gait;They influence and educate. They'd alter all that they admired. They make me sick, they make me tired.”"
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"A hangover is the wrath of grapes."
Dorothy Parker
"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
Dorothy Parker
"Work is the province of cattle."
Dorothy Parker
"The two most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed"."
Dorothy Parker
"Wit has truth in it wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words."
Dorothy Parker
"I shall stay the way I am Because I do not give a damn."
Dorothy Parker
"There was never a place for her in the ranks of the terrible slow army of the cautious. She ran ahead where there were no paths."
Dorothy Parker
"I don't know much about being a millionaire but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."
Dorothy Parker
"Brevity is the soul of lingerie."
Dorothy Parker
"Where's the man could ease the heart Like a satin gown?"
Dorothy Parker
"They sicken of the calm who know the storm."
Dorothy Parker
"He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery."
Dorothy Parker
"Women and elephants never forget."
Dorothy Parker
"Lips that taste of tears they say are the best for kissing."
Dorothy Parker
"Scratch a lover and find a foe."
Dorothy Parker
"Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses."
Dorothy Parker
"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires."
Dorothy Parker
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