Ambrose Bierce

Ambrose Bierce

"Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable."
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"Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable."
Ambrose Bierce The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
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"The covers of this book are too far apart."
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"TELEPHONE n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
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"Education, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding."
Ambrose Bierce The Devil's Dictionary
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"To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense."
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"Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage."
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"Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt."
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"Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows."
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"Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success."
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"When you doubt, abstain."
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"Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding."
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"Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly."
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"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
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"Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization."
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"Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third."
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"Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment."
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"Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage."
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"Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art."
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"Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic."
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"Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding."
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