Ambrose Bierce

Ambrose Bierce

"Ignoramus: a person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about."
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"Ignoramus: a person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about."
Ambrose Bierce
"Hope is desire and expectation rolled into one."
Ambrose Bierce
"Acquaintance n: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from but not well enough to lend to."
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"History n: an account mostly false of events mostly unimportant which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools."
Ambrose Bierce
"Platonic Love is a fool's name for the affection between a disability and a frost."
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"Destiny n: a tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure."
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"That sovereign of insufferables."
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"Education n: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding."
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"Mausoleum n: the final and funniest folly of the rich."
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"Epitaph n: an inscription on a tomb showing that virtues acquired by death have a retroactive effect."
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"Cynicism is that blackguard defect of vision which compels us to see the world as it is instead of as it should be."
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"One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs."
Ambrose Bierce
"A statesman who is enamored of existing evils as distin-quished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others."
Ambrose Bierce
"Christian: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbour."
Ambrose Bierce
"Abstainer: a weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure."
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"Bore: a person who talks when you wish him to listen."
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"Piracy n: commerce without its folly-swaddles - just as God made it."
Ambrose Bierce
"The echo of a platitude."
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"Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."
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"Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others."
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