Ambrose Bierce

Ambrose Bierce

"Achievement is the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust."
124 Quotes
"Achievement is the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust."
Ambrose Bierce
"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
Ambrose Bierce The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
"Prejudice is a vagrant opinion without visible means of support."
Ambrose Bierce
"Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for."
Ambrose Bierce
"DOG: A kind of additional or subsidiary Diety designed to catch the overflow or surplus of the world's worship."
Ambrose Bierce
"TELEPHONE n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
Ambrose Bierce
"A popular author is one who writes what the people think. Genius invites them to think something else."
Ambrose Bierce
"In the presence of death reason and philosophy are silent"
Ambrose Bierce
"The hardest tumble a man can take is to fall over his own bluff."
Ambrose Bierce
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."
Ambrose Bierce
"Grief is an artist of powers as various as the instruments upon which he plays his dirges for the dead, evoking from some the sharpest, shrillest notes, from others the low, grave chords that throb recurrent like the slow beating of a distant drum. Some natures it startles; some it stupefies. To one it comes like the stroke of an arrow, stinging all the sensibilities to a keener life; to another as the blow of a bludgeon, which in crushing benumbs."
Ambrose Bierce
"“Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”"
Ambrose Bierce The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
"Marriage, n.: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two."
Ambrose Bierce
"God alone knows the future, but only an historian can alter the past."
Ambrose Bierce
"History – An account mostly false, of events unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools."
Ambrose Bierce
"You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute."
Ambrose Bierce
"diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country."
Ambrose Bierce
"acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to."
Ambrose Bierce
"Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion."
Ambrose Bierce
"Beware of the compound adjective, beloved of the tyro and the 'poetess'."
Ambrose Bierce
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