Ambrose Bierce

Ambrose Bierce

"The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up."
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"The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up."
Ambrose Bierce
"Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of."
Ambrose Bierce
"Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent."
Ambrose Bierce
"Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious."
Ambrose Bierce
"Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence."
Ambrose Bierce
"Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another."
Ambrose Bierce
"Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured."
Ambrose Bierce
"Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."
Ambrose Bierce
"Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age."
Ambrose Bierce
"Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate."
Ambrose Bierce
"Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue."
Ambrose Bierce
"Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while."
Ambrose Bierce
"Spring beckons! All things to the call respond the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond."
Ambrose Bierce
"Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills."
Ambrose Bierce
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."
Ambrose Bierce
"Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure."
Ambrose Bierce
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."
Ambrose Bierce
"Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out."
Ambrose Bierce
"Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope."
Ambrose Bierce
"We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect."
Ambrose Bierce
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