Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson

"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"
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"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"
Bill Watterson
"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."
Bill Watterson
"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
Bill Watterson
"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"
Bill Watterson
"Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book."
Bill Watterson The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book
"History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices."
Bill Watterson Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
"I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know."
Bill Watterson The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
Bill Watterson
"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."
Bill Watterson
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
Bill Watterson
"The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present."
Bill Watterson
"Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running."
Bill Watterson
"Mothers are the necessity of invention."
Bill Watterson
"If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life."
Bill Watterson
"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
Bill Watterson
"I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple."
Bill Watterson
"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?"
Bill Watterson
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
Bill Watterson
"If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently."
Bill Watterson
"Genius is never understood in its own time."
Bill Watterson
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