Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson

"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
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"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
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"I liked things better when I didn't understand them."
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"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
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"HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams."
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"HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills."
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"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."
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"CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight."
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"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."
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"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"
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"CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God."
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"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
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"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
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