“My dad was never married. He was kind of a rolling stone. But he was never disrespectful. At the same time, even though he had wom...”

“I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is my therapy. That'...”

“Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh,...”

“I try to be funny and not ignorant.”

“Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.”

“My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there we...”

“The truth is my idea has been to always stay at Barcelona and see out the rest of my career here. Like I always say, one doesn't k...”

“Nationalist, anti-European, anti-immigrant, anti-Muslim public political figures, seem a worrying picture of a possible European f...”

“One of the things I like about the computer that I use is that I can write a program on it or I can download a program on to it an...”

“We're trying to set up a movie for me in the near future. It's going to be similar to the story of how I got discovered. Kinda lik...”

“I found, when I left, that there were others who felt the same way. We'd meet, they'd come and seek me out, we'd talk about the fu...”

“Why do people so love to wander? I think the civilized parts of the World will suffice for me in the future.”