“My dad was never married. He was kind of a rolling stone. But he was never disrespectful. At the same time, even though he had wom...”

“My mom was very strict. She didn't let me watch anything rated R or anything with cussing.”

“I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is my therapy. That'...”

“I try to be funny and not ignorant.”

“Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.”

“My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there we...”

“The present moment is changing so fast that we often do not notice its existence at all. Every moment of mind is like a series of...”

“The mind that is anxious about the future is miserable.”

“I don't mind if my future is long or short, as long as I'm doing the right thing. And as long as I behave for other people.”

“Catholic schools prepare every student to meet the challenges of their future by developing their mind, yes, but also their body a...”

“The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.”

“People don't realize that now is all there ever is there is no past or future except as memory or anticipation in your mind.”