“My dad goes through war novels like I go through boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.”

“Growing up, I was discouraged from telling personal stories. My dad often used the phrase 'Don't tell anyone.' But not about creep...”

“I think that my regrets mostly have to do with my relationship with my ex-girlfriend. Every once in a while, you get those flashba...”

“It sounds so nerdy and pathetic, but what I always do on Sunday afternoon is bring my inbox down to zero, which is so sad. But e-m...”

“Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I just wanted to say, '...”

“I've actually always wanted to write like a one-person show that was sort of a romantic comedy - a show that was kind of cynical a...”

“I always felt like my future was at stake every time I stepped on stage and that was kind of hair-raising. At some point I just we...”

“I really don't spend time thinking about the past. I think about the future. I'm not stopping.”

“I'm not much for sitting around and thinking about the past or talking about the past. What does that accomplish? If I can give yo...”

“I think that we're living in a time where there are trillion-dollar opportunities that never existed before.”

“I stopped thinking about it after trying to figure out what are the lessons learned, and there are so many. After I had basically...”

“We are quite open, however, to looking at acquisitions and there are opportunities that we periodically consider. and I think that...”