"As a kid, I thought of myself as a funny person who secretly wanted to be serious, but now I think maybe I'm a serious person who secretly wants to be funny."
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"As a kid, I thought of myself as a funny person who secretly wanted to be serious, but now I think maybe I'm a serious person who secretly wants to be funny."
"I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not."
"Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque."
"I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time."
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me."
"I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits."
"I have a funny mental framework when I do physics. I create an imaginary audience in my head to explain things to - it is part of the way I think. For me, teaching and explaining, even to my imaginary audience, is part of the process."
"I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place."
"To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!"
"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."
"I loved Belle in 'Beauty and the Beast.' I just wanted to be her. I'm a brunette, so I think I kind of cling to all those princesses that have brown hair. I just wanted to be them."
"My mum is my beauty icon, because she represents what I think beauty is."
"But I think it is a serious issue to wonder about the other platonic absolutes of say beauty and morality."
"Having inner beauty is something you develop on your own, and I like to think I have that."
"Part of the beauty of Silicon Valley is that people generally encourage you to think crazy. It's the hypothesis that there's nothing sacred that can't be changed."
"I think permitting the game to become too physical takes away a little bit of the beauty."
"I think my biggest tip - and I consider it a part of my beauty routine - is getting my sleep, without a doubt. I do a true eight hours."
"I think each woman has her own relationship to beauty."
"I may be the first actress to admit that beauty doesn't hold you back. I think beauty is a gift that you have to make the most of. I've worked hard at trying to look my best."
"I think beauty comes from within, and society paints a ridiculous picture."
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