"I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.
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3
"One day, I want enough money to be at the center of a corruption scandal."
4
"As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over."
3
"We will meet; and there we may rehearse mostobscenely and courageously. Shakespeare, Midsummer Night's Dream. Spoken by Bottom, Act I Sc. 2"
5
"Hark,” he said, his tone very dry. “What stone through yonder window breaks?”Kami yelled up at him, “It is the east, and Juliet is a jerk!"
4
"Into the breach, then. Against mobs of middle-aged moms and frightening harridans we shall prevail.”She nodded sharply, raising an invisible sword. “And damned be he—she—who cries, ‘Hold, enough!’”“Misquote Shakespeare in front of Samuel, I dare you,” I told her, and she laughed."
4
"JAQUES: Rosalind is your love's name?ORLANDO: Yes, just. JAQUES: I do not like her name. ORLANDO: There was no thought of pleasing you when she was christened."
4
"Here comes a pair of very strange beast, which in all tongues are called "fools"."
5
"You are full of pretty answers. Have you not been acquainted with goldsmiths' wives and conned them out of rings?"
4
"He does it with a better grace, but I do it more natural."
4
"to pee or not to pee that is the question"
3
"I gave you all!" screeched Lear, waving a palsied claw at Regan."And you took your bloody time giving it, too, you senile old fuck," said Regan."
4
"BEROWNE: What time o' day?ROSALINE: The hour that fools should ask."
4
"Beatrice: I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior Benedick: nobody marks you. Benedick: What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?"
6
"Everybody needs a career manager."- Lady Macbeth"
4
"And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart."
4
"He kills her in her own humor."
5
"It seems only fair," Matthew continued. "A bit of karma, if you will." He twirled the stake again. "Shall we see how long you scream"Are you ever going to shut up" I snapped, fear and irritation filling me in equal measures. "This isn't your monologue, Hamlet. It's the battle scene, in case you've forgotten."His eyes narrowed so fast they nearly sparked. They were the color of honey on fire. One of the others growled like an animal, low in his throat. It made all the hairs on my arms stand straight up. I was going to die for making fun of Shakespeare. My English Lit professor would be so proud."
4
"LEELA: 'To be, or not to be, that is the question.' That is a very stupid question!THE DOCTOR: It's Shakespeare. LEELA: And that is a very stupid name. You do not shake a spear, you throw it! Throwspeare, now that is a name."
4
"I really should be studying now, but you're much more important to me than a .50 calibre machine gun."
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