"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
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"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."
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"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"
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"This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid."
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"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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"I don't want to be a man, said Jace. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead. Well, said Luke, you're doing a fantastic job."
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"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."
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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."
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"Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources"
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"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like."
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"Our listeners asked us:"What is chaos"We're answering:"We do not comment on economic policy."
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"She settled into a sitting position, wincing. "Oh, my poor rear end. I hope you appreciate what I went through to get here."Alain watched her anxiously. "You have hurt your..."My butt. Yeah." She returned his gaze, puzzled. "I'll survive. Why are you blushing"Blushing" His face felt warm. What did that mean"Yes." Mari laughed. Does talking about my butt embarrass you? I'm sorry. It's nothing special."I..." His face felt even warmer. "I think it is."You do, huh? Where have you been all my life"This time he gave her a mystified look. "I sent almost all of it inside a Mage Guild Hall. The one in Ihris. You know this."Mari laughed again."
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"Amusement, even ironic amusement, is the beginning of sincere appreciation, as any lapsed hipster knows."
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"It can be exhausting eating a meal cooked by a man. With a woman, it's, Ho hum, pass the beans. A guy, you have to act like he just built the Taj Mahal."
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"Jesus! Luke exclaimed. Actually, it's just me, said Simon. Although I've been told the resemblance is startling."
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"Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint."
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"Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?"
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"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?Yes, said Harry stiffly. Yes, sir. There's no need to call me sir Professor. The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying."
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"Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could."
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"It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then."
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