Funny

"I may not have been completely honest about that."You? Less than truthful? I'm shocked, Nikolai. Shocked and horrified."

"Working for Mab now, are you, Wolfman" he smirked. "Like a good little attack dog? Will you also roll over and beg if she asks?"

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you."

"There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality."

"Be a Samurai. Because you just never know what's behind the freaking sky."

"Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me."

"Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point across?”His eyes flashed. “Got any to spare?” I could’ve picked somebody rational. But no, I had to fall in love with this arrogant idiot. Come to the Keep with me, be my princess. Mourn me when your crazy dad kills me. Yeah, right."

"Are you suggesting I’m working with thezombies? That I paid them to pretend toattack me so that I’d trick you into letting me join you?”“Did you?” Mr. Holland demanded.“Yeah, okay,” I said in a sugar-sweet tone. “You’re right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn’t tell. In exchange I asked him to gather hisbest undead buddies and stalk me throughmy friend’s yard. And oh, yeah, it wastotally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season."

"I lost a horse today.''That sounds careless. What happened''She jumped off a cliff.''A cliff! Is that normal?"

"Vic knelt by Lucas's side. 'You look like crap, by the way.''Thanks for breaking it to me gently.' Lucas took a deep breath, then groaned."

"It's sometimes funny to watch some people doing something the wrong way but doing it confidently. Even more funny, they succeeded."

"Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding." Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding."

"Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones."

"You just punched a prince, Alina. I guess we can add one more act of treason to our list.”I shook out my sore hand. My knuckles smarted. “First of all, are we so sure he really is a prince? And second, you’re just jealo"

"As I climbed up into the high old bed, the large fly in my personal ointment did the same. Had I actually told him he could get in bed with me? Well, I decided, as I wriggled down under the soft old sheets and the blanket and the comforter, if Eric had designs on me, I was just too tired to care."Woman"Hmmm"What's your name"Sookie. Sookie Stackhouse."Thank you, Sookie."Welcome, Eric."

"It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen."

"So they finally gave you the license to kill, about time."

"I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake."

"Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless"

"Huh, another queen,” Puck mused, an evil grin crossing his face. “Maybe we should drop in and introduce ourselves, ice-boy. Do the whole, hey, we were just in the neighborhood, and we were just wondering if you had any plans to take over the Nevernever. Have a fruit basket."