Funny

"That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? NOT fun."

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine."

"When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!"

"When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each"

"Uphill? There's nothing up the hill," Colly said, trying desperately to work out where this conversation was going."As a matter of fact, there is. There's a bluff about twelve meters high, with a river running below it. The water's deep, so it'll be quite safe for you to jump." In his brief glimpse of the river, Halt had noticed that the fast-flowing water cut under the bluff in a sharp curve. That should mean that the bottom had been scoured out over the years. A thought struck him. "You can swim, I assume"Yes. I can swim," Colly said. "But I'm going jumping off some bluff just because you say to!"No, no. Of course not. That'd be asking far too much of you. You'll jump off because if you don't, I'll shoot you. It'll be the same effect, really. If I have to shoot you, you'll fall off. But I thought I'd give you a chance to survive." Halt paused, then added, "Oh, and if you decide to run downhill, I'll also shoot you with an arrow. Uphill and off is really your only chance of survival."You can't be serious!" Colly said. "Do you really-"But he got no further. Halt leaned forward, putting a hand up to stop the outburst."Colly, take a good, long look into my eyes and tell me if you see anything, anything at all, that says I'm not deadly serious."His eyes were deep brown, almost black. They were steady and unwavering and there was no sign of anything there but utter determination. Colly looked at them and after a few second, his eyes dropped away. halt nodded as the other man's gaze slid away from his."Good. Now we've got that settled, you should try to get some sleep. You have a big day ahead of you tomorrow."

"My heart skipped a beat and then flat-out tripped over itself and fell on its face. Then my heart stood up, brushed itself off, took a deep breath and announced: "I want a spiritual teacher."

"And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?"

"You are hard at work madam ," said the man near her. Yes," Answered Madam Defarge ; " I have a good deal to do."What do you make, Madam "Many things."For instance ---"For instance," returned Madam Defarge , composedly ,Shrouds."The man moved a little further away, as soon as he could, feeling it mightily close and oppressive ."

"Well, friend, I don’t know about your tastes, but I tend to like it very bloody,” Myrnin said. He shifted position, dragging Claire along like a rag doll without any effort at all. “Have we been introduced?”“Probably not. Why, are you asking me out, sweetheart?”“You’re not my type, darling. Is this one yours?”“No,” Frank said, and looked at Shane, just in a quick flicker. “Let’s say she’s a friend of the family."

"In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy."

"What are you waiting for" shanna asked. "He's dying! Do it!" Conner looked at Angus. "Ye do it. It was yer idea."Nay? Ye were the first to suggest it. Ye do it."I'm no' touching him." Conner said. He nudged Phineas "Ye do it."I don't even know how!" Phineas poked at Robby. "You do it."Why me" Robby turned to Angus. "Ye're the expert. Ye do it."Angus grimaced. "I'm no' doing it. I hate the bugger."Stop it!" Shanna screamed "You- Forget it! I'll do it myself."Shanna you don't know how," Roman said."Gods blood. I guess I have to do it." "You guess" Shanna cried "Are you going to let him die"He threatens to kill me every time he sees me."

"So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I’m a great multitasker."

"He'd gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a matter of seconds, but the old-man smell happened instantly, like boom. Congratulations! You stink!"

"I'd rather have rabies than be in love."Why"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots."

"Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it."

"I'd never been a good damsel in distress. I was a "hands-on" damsel."

"The prince set her down and dismissed his valet. The latter left with a bow and closed the door. Leaning against the wall, the prince pulled off his stockings. As he walked toward the amethyst tub, he yanked his shirt over his head. He was lean and tightly sinewed. Her little bird heart thudded. He glanced at her, his lips curved in not quite a smile. The next thing she knew, his shirt had flown through the air and landed on the cage, blocking her view toward the bathtub.“Sorry, sweetheart. I am shy.”She chirped indignantly. It was not as if she would have continued to watch him disrobe beyond a certain point."

"You can't just call the Praetor. It's not like 1-800-WEREWOLF."

"Most aspects of my training didn’t agree with me. There wasn’t as much bossing around as I’d hoped for, and there was way too much following orders."

"She's Prim's size in diameter."