Josh Billings

Josh Billings

"There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't."
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"There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't."
Josh Billings
"Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute."
Josh Billings
"Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe."
Josh Billings
"Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread."
Josh Billings
"The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease."
Josh Billings
"Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
Josh Billings
"Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed."
Josh Billings
"Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got."
Josh Billings
"There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory."
Josh Billings
"There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it."
Josh Billings
"As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand."
Josh Billings
"The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear."
Josh Billings
"There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply."
Josh Billings
"Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors."
Josh Billings
"There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together."
Josh Billings
"Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place."
Josh Billings
"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well."
Josh Billings
"Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they ain't got."
Josh Billings
"Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has."
Josh Billings
"As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them."
Josh Billings
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