Josh Billings

Josh Billings

"A dog Is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
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"A dog Is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
Josh Billings
"To bring up a child in the way he should go travel that way yourself once in a while."
Josh Billings
"Most men would rather be charged with malice than with making a blunder."
Josh Billings
"Love looks through a telescope envy through a microscope."
Josh Billings
"My advice to those who are about to begin in earnest the journey of life is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other."
Josh Billings
"The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves but who think others are."
Josh Billings
"The trouble ain't that people are ignorant: it's that they know so much that ain't so."
Josh Billings
"Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot."
Josh Billings
"Pity costs nothing and ain't worth nothing."
Josh Billings
"If you ever find happiness by hunting for it you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectacles safe on her nose all the time."
Josh Billings
"Don't mistake pleasures for happiness. They are a different breed of dog."
Josh Billings
"Pity costs nothin' and ain't worth nothin'."
Josh Billings
"It ain't so much trouble to get rich as it is to tell when we have got rich."
Josh Billings
"There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness."
Josh Billings
"Nature never makes any blunders when she makes a fool she means it."
Josh Billings
"As a general thing when a woman wears the pants in a family she has a good right to them."
Josh Billings
"Faith is the soul riding at anchor."
Josh Billings
"If it wasn't for faith there would be no living in this world we couldn't even eat hash with any safety."
Josh Billings
"It ain't no disgrace for a man to fall but to lie there and grunt is."
Josh Billings
"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you do hold well."
Josh Billings
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