Groucho Marx
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
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"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
Groucho Marx
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Groucho Marx
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
Groucho Marx
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