Groucho Marx
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
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"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
"عندما تكون في السجن، الصديق الجيد سيحاول إخراجك بكفالة. أما الصديق الأفضل، فسيكون في الزنزانة المجاورة لك وهو يقول: "تبًا، لقد كانت تلك متعة!"
Groucho Marx
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"أجد التلفاز مثقفًا جدًا. ففي كل مرة يشغّل أحدهم الجهاز، أذهب إلى الغرفة الأخرى وأقرأ كتابًا."
Groucho Marx
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
"خارج الكلب، الكتاب خير صديق للإنسان. أما داخل الكلب، فالظلام دامس لا يسمح بالقراءة."
Groucho Marx
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"Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms."
"تُبقي عرائس هوليوود على باقات الزهور وتتخلصن من العرسان."
Groucho Marx
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
"الزواج مؤسسة رائعة، ولكن مَن ذا الذي يرغب في العيش داخل مؤسسة؟"
Groucho Marx
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."
"تعلّم من أخطاء الآخرين؛ فلن تعيش طويلًا بما يكفي لترتكبها كلها بنفسك."
Groucho Marx
"Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."
"كل صباح حين أفتح عيني أقول لنفسي: أنا، لا الأحداث، أملك القدرة على أن أجعل نفسي سعيدًا أو تعيسًا اليوم. يمكنني أن أختار أيًّا منهما سيكون. الأمس قد مات، والغد لم يأتِ بعد. ليس لدي سوى يوم واحد، اليوم، وسأكون سعيدًا فيه."
Groucho Marx
"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does"
Groucho Marx
"A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I've got a nickle in my pocket."
Groucho Marx
"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
Groucho Marx
"“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”"
Groucho Marx
"“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”"
Groucho Marx
The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
"While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery."
Groucho Marx
"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
Groucho Marx
"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women."
Groucho Marx
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
Groucho Marx
"I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true."
Groucho Marx
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
Groucho Marx
"Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses."
Groucho Marx
"I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks."
Groucho Marx
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