P. J. O'Rourke

P. J. O'Rourke

"If you think health care is expensive now, just wait 'til it's free."
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"If you think health care is expensive now, just wait 'til it's free."
P. J. O'Rourke
"Sheep farming is heavily subsidized in Great Britain. Without the subsidies, the green grazing in the valley of the River Exe would be gone. The handsome agricultural landscape of which the British are so proud, carefully husbanded since Boudicca's day, would be replaced by natural growth. The most likely growth is real-estate developments."
P. J. O'Rourke
"Medical researchers don't know much about head lice because they don't much care. The reason that they don't much care is, paradoxically, that they know a lot. That is, they know one important thing: there is no evidence that head lice transmit disease."
P. J. O'Rourke
"When you pay a hospital bill, you're really paying two hospital bills - one bill for you because you have a job and/or insurance and can pay the hospital. and another bill, which is tacked onto your bill, to cover the medical expenses of someone who doesn't have a job and/or insurance and can't pay the hospital."
P. J. O'Rourke
"Tom De Lay may or may not have broken campaign finance laws, but he did his best to look like he was breaking them."
P. J. O'Rourke
"Californians are people who insist on growing their own vegetables, but they won't dig up the pretty lawn, won't plant anything for fear of getting dirty, and they use fragrant bath salts from The Body Shop instead of smelly compost."
P. J. O'Rourke
"Never wear anything that panics the cat."
P. J. O'Rourke
"Call a man 'ignorant,' and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up."
P. J. O'Rourke
"Public schools helped create the idea of America and inculcate Americans with a few rudiments of knowledge. To judge by that very American item, the Internet, a few rudiments is all anyone cares to have."
P. J. O'Rourke
"The library, with its Daedalian labyrinth, mysterious hush, and faintly ominous aroma of knowledge, has been replaced by the computer's cheap glow, pesky chirp, and data spillage."
P. J. O'Rourke
"Most people sort of enjoy going to work because of the socialisation, a chance to flirt with co-workers and so on, but actually hate the job they do."
P. J. O'Rourke
"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
P. J. O'Rourke
"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power."
P. J. O'Rourke
"If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult."
P. J. O'Rourke
"The First Amendment only says 'Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.' It can disrespect all it wants."
P. J. O'Rourke
"I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've done as a 'learning experience.' It makes me feel less stupid."
P. J. O'Rourke
"I grew up going to public school, and they were huge public schools. I went to a school that had 3,200 kids, and I had grade school classes with 40-some kids. Discipline was rigid. Most of the learning was rote. It worked."
P. J. O'Rourke
"The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it."
P. J. O'Rourke
"On inspection, Gaudi's architecture isn't whimsical at all."
P. J. O'Rourke
"Tel Aviv is new, built on the sand dunes north of Jaffa in the 1890s, about the same time Miami was founded. The cities bear a resemblance in size, site, climate, and architecture, which ranges from the bland to the fancifully bland."
P. J. O'Rourke
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