Humor

"The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the way? You’re standing in Christ’s spot."

"Let's see if your right foot is as fearless as your mouth."

"Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended."

"Susan had told him once that bravery was when you wanted to pee your pants, but you kept fighting"

"Mission motto, sir," said Carrot cheerfully. "Morituri Nolumus Mori. Rincewind suggested it."I imagine he did," said Lord Vetinari, observing the wizard coldly. "And would you care to give us a colloquial translation, Mr Rincewind"Er..." Rincewind hesitated, but there really was no escape. "Er... roughly speaking, it means, 'We who are about to die don't want to', sir."

"Let's go commit senseless acts of science."

"It takes more than balls to be a woman. It takes ovaries."

"I sheep's idea of bravery : To become a wolf's pet."

"Yes, Father. They have the bravest hearts, the noblest souls, and the shiniest armor in all the world.”“Shiniest armor?” repeated King Ban."

"Zaphod did not want to tangle with them and, deciding that just as discretion is the better part of valor, so was cowardice is the better part of discretion, he valiantly hid himself in a closet."

"I am no coward sir! I shall stand and fight!"Well, I am," said Sal. "So can we go... please?"

"Remember, our kind protects you Normals from the Pures. We are the rope tied between man and super-beast. A rope forever dangling from the precipice. I tap Zetania's shoulder and ask, "What's a precipice" "A cliff's edge," she whispers. Precipice. Must be a French word."

"I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy."

"You freaking bit me," I said, my voice hoarse. "You're lucky I don't call animal control."

"At the last parent visitation night I'd sorta accidentally watched a majorly nightmarish scene between Aphrodite and her parents. Her dad's the mayor of Tulsa. Her mom might be Satan."

"Very touching," said a voice from the stairway. "Do you want me to imitate a violin" - Damon"

"It's not wrong to hustle hustlers. It's like killing murderers, a public service. -Damon Salvatore"

"All tha’ effin’ an’ blindin’ she was doin’... I ain’t never seen tha’ likes. Ya’ made a right hames wit dis’ wan, Athair. If she ‘ad been one of us, I’da put fifty quid on ‘er. She was after ya’ bollox, she was!"

"Um, she'll take your number if you're single"

"Sorry. Didn't mean to step on any dead toes."