Humor

"We skipped right over Walmart on the ladder down."

"The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights)"

"This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. (Dark City Lights)"

"This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track."

"Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights)"

"On the first floor, the first rule of a rumor was humor."

"He was not at the moment in very good odour at Bow Street. Such epithets as Blockhead and Blunderer had been used in connection with his last case. 'Jeremiah Stubbs, miss,’ said the Runner. ‘I am here in the execution of my dooty."

"Them Frenchies!’ ‘Unchristian, that’s what I call ’em,’ responded Mr. Stubbs severely. ‘I fair compassionate that wench."

"Don't go a-hunting for a moose where there ain't no moose to hunt."

"Are you going to give her gonorrhea too, or was that gift just for me?"

"How can you love someone who doesn't think they deserve to be loved?"

"My comebacks aren't nearly as sharp as my shiv. Come inside and I'll show you."

"They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."

"Agres!” she hissed again even louder this time “WHAT!” Tria smiled “Oh good you are alive."

"So nice to be stuck up here again, wouldn't you agree Agres.” “Not really no.” Agres replied “Day three is it” Agres nodded they where huddled up behind a rock as the cold wind blew around their small fire “I didn't really miss being stuck up here did you?” “I bet Tria, you'd rather be stuck in a swamp again wouldn't you?”“Actually I'd gladly take being stuck in a swamp over being stranded on a cold mountain any day. You hear that Dilmore!"

"Keep still!” Tria was parsistantly kicking back and it seemed to be working “Ow!” “You three are a resistant bunch aren't you...” The man said angrily “No really how long did it take you to work that out.” Agres replied sarcastically"

"I could feel the spring in my step as I walked up one flight of stairs from the parking garage into the company’s lobby. Although I wore my old blue suit, a remnant of all my previous job interviews, I felt the day had new possibilities. After all, I was interviewing at a company that made something I loved – movies!"

"My life was full of drama, with the highs and lows of Tyler’s daily mood swings and my private innuendos with Vandenberg. There’d never been a movie made that could permanently shift my mood away from my disappointment with myself."

"My mother had tried to fool me into thinking I was a natural beauty, and I’d believed her for a little while, that is, until I moved to the land of beautiful people."

"He stares at me, not saying a word. I stare right back, lost in his eyes and determined to get my point across. If he wants to have a staring contest, he’ll lose, hands down. I know a good thing when I see it."