Robert Orben
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."
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"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."
"إن ظننت أن التعليم باهظ الثمن، فجرب الجهل."
Robert Orben
"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
"كانت الحياة أيسر بكثير حينما نُجلّ الأب والأم، لا جميع بطاقات الائتمان الكبرى."
Robert Orben
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
"واشنطن حيث يضلّ الساسةُ الاتجاهَ، وتتيهُ الضرائبُ عن سبيلِ النزول."
Robert Orben
"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"
"ألا يساورك شعور أحيانًا بأن الغاية الوحيدة من الانتخابات هي التحقق مما إذا كانت استطلاعات الرأي صائبة؟"
Robert Orben
"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."
"دع عنك القلق بشأن صحتك، فإنه زائل."
Robert Orben
"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
"لا ينبغي للمسنين أن يأكلوا طعاماً صحياً، بل يحتاجون إلى كل المواد الحافظة التي يمكنهم الحصول عليها."
Robert Orben
"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator."
"الوقت يمضي مسرعًا، والأمر يعود إليك لتكون ربان سفينته."
Robert Orben
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
"تلقيت بطاقة عيد الحب من حبيبتي، تقول: "خذ قلبي! خذ ذراعي! خذ شفتاي!" وهذا تماماً مثلها، تحتفظ بأفضل جزء لنفسها."
Robert Orben
"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
Robert Orben
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
Robert Orben
"Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years."
Robert Orben
"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
Robert Orben
"I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff."
Robert Orben
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
Robert Orben
"I don't see why religion and science can't get along. What's wrong with counting our blessings with a computer?"
Robert Orben
"What if the meek inherited the Earth and we had to defend ourselves from Martians?"
Robert Orben
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