Anonymous

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"MOTHER TO TEENAGER ON SUNDAY MORNING: I believe I heard the clock strike one when you came in last night. teen: Well I know how much you need your sleep so it was going to strike ten but I stopped it at one chime."
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"MOTHER TO TEENAGER ON SUNDAY MORNING: I believe I heard the clock strike one when you came in last night. teen: Well I know how much you need your sleep so it was going to strike ten but I stopped it at one chime."
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"By the time a man is rich enough to sleep late he's too old to enjoy it."
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"If cold December gave you birth The month of snow and ice and mirth Place on your hand a turquoise blue Success will bless what'er you do."
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"Thirty days hath September April June and November All the rest have thirty-one Excepting February alone: Which hath but twenty-eight in fine Till leap year gives it twenty-nine."
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"Even moderation ought not to be practised to excess."
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"With each sunrise we start anew."
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"A man is never so weak as when a woman is telling him how strong he is."
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"Outside every thin girl is a fat man trying to get in."
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"Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day like those of a baseball player."
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"A husband always prefers his wife's mother-in-law to his own."
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"Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter."
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"To cure sometimes to relieve often to comfort always."
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