Anonymous

Anonymous

"It's easy enough to be pleasant when everything goes like a song but the man who is worthwhile is the man who can smile when everything goes dead wrong."
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"It's easy enough to be pleasant when everything goes like a song but the man who is worthwhile is the man who can smile when everything goes dead wrong."
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"For my family to go on living the way they are living now I can't just die. I've got to die accidentally."
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"The other night while lying on a couch I reviewed the high point of my life and fell asleep!"
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"He wasn't one who wanted to look back on his life and say "I wish I spent more time in the office."
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"Being of sound mind I spent every cent I ever had."
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"If you don't go to people's funerals they won't come to yours."
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"Life is a handful of short stories pretending to be a novel."
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"When the 30-year-old lawyer died he said to St. Peter "How can you do this to me? - a heart attack at my age? I'm only 30." Replied St. Peter: "When we looked at your total hours billed we figured you were 95."
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"Any fool can make a rule and every fool will mind it."
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"The law locks up both man and woman Who steals the goose from off the common But lets the great felon loose Who steals the common from the goose."
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"A lawyer must first get on then get honor and then get honest."
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"He has a head that is for rent unfurnished."
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"Much learning doth make thee mad."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"Liberty is always unfinished business."
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"A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something."
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"His voice is to entertainment what the kazoo is to classical music."
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"If he can remember so many jokes With all the details that mold them Why can't he recall with equal skill All the times he told them!"
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"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."
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"Thou art weighed in the balances and art found wanting."
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