Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back."
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"First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"I study men like I study books: I skim their midsections."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Self-awareness of oneās faults, far from being the first step to growth, is very often the second foot in the mud."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"We live in one of the few epochs of humanity where life isn't just a painful cycle of toil, fatigue, and collapse. Now pleasure gyrates us through those stages."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Experience: the vehicle of history. Teenagers: the driving force behind fatal accidents."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Careers are not made in a family business, they are born ā by patricide. Then they die from neglect, and avoid the tragedy of being put out of business."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"I shed a tear when I meet somebody who always quits. Reliable people are so rare in this world."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"I lacked the knowledge of linear perspective needed to get into the art school, so now I whitewash walls and imagine Iām heavenās landscape painter."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"I love the smell of a new book, but I prefer inhaling fresh bottles of ink and glue. They get me more lightheaded ā unless I read the book."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Treat each other like human beings? But the other great apes have no class hierarchy."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"I get a lot of big ideas, and occasionally I actually come up with one myself."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Some people won't have kids, but Iām not going to have parents. Iām burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
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