Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other."
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"If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"I love working with my hands. My writing is rough, my paper bruised with ink stains."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, Iโm very well endowed."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Pure joy is rare. Thatโs why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
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