Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy."
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"The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I’m a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent’s past, there’s leftover booze and contraceptives."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Trees are corrupting our parks. They should be arrested for loitering. For deciduous trees, add littering and indecent exposure to that list of offenses."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"We need to revitalize the American spirit. People are always asking ‘What would the founding fathers do,’ but I have yet to witness a single séance."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"We need to save the forests. I have a big warehouse we can store them in."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Where does love reveal itself? In beds, sofas, bathtubs – each section of a department store has its advantages."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Divorce runs high these days, but I’m an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Without humor, we’d all be what we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d be humiliated to admit we already are."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"If you want to change the world, just change yourself. The world needs traitors."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Envy is for people who don’t have the self-esteem to be jealous."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"I don’t read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was ‘excuse me’."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Artists are the serfs of a leisure society."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"When nobody practices what they strongly believe in, that day will be a triumph of prudence."
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
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