Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker

"I won't telephone him. I'll never telephone him again as long as I live. He'll rot in hell, before I'll call him up. You don't have to give me strength, God; I have it myself. If he wanted me, he could get me. He knows where I am. He knows I'm waiting here. He's so sure of me, so sure. I wonder why they hate you, as soon as they are sure of you."
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"I won't telephone him. I'll never telephone him again as long as I live. He'll rot in hell, before I'll call him up. You don't have to give me strength, God; I have it myself. If he wanted me, he could get me. He knows where I am. He knows I'm waiting here. He's so sure of me, so sure. I wonder why they hate you, as soon as they are sure of you."
Dorothy Parker The Portable Dorothy Parker
"RésuméRazors pain you,Rivers are damp,Acids stain you,And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful,Nooses give,Gas smells awful. You might as well live."
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"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
Dorothy Parker
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
Dorothy Parker
"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
Dorothy Parker
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studdedwheelchair."
Dorothy Parker
"“Men They hail you as their morning star Because you are the way you are. If you return the sentiment,They'll try to make you different;And once they have you, safe and sound,They want to change you all around. Your moods and ways they put a curse on;They'd make of you another person. They cannot let you go your gait;They influence and educate. They'd alter all that they admired. They make me sick, they make me tired.”"
Dorothy Parker The Portable Dorothy Parker
"A hangover is the wrath of grapes."
Dorothy Parker
"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
Dorothy Parker
"Work is the province of cattle."
Dorothy Parker
"The two most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed"."
Dorothy Parker
"Wit has truth in it wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words."
Dorothy Parker
"I shall stay the way I am Because I do not give a damn."
Dorothy Parker
"There was never a place for her in the ranks of the terrible slow army of the cautious. She ran ahead where there were no paths."
Dorothy Parker
"I don't know much about being a millionaire but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."
Dorothy Parker
"Brevity is the soul of lingerie."
Dorothy Parker
"Where's the man could ease the heart Like a satin gown?"
Dorothy Parker
"They sicken of the calm who know the storm."
Dorothy Parker
"Women and elephants never forget."
Dorothy Parker
"He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery."
Dorothy Parker
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