Oscar Levant

Oscar Levant

"The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too."
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"The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too."
Oscar Levant
"Schizophrenia beats dining alone."
Oscar Levant
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I."
Oscar Levant
"Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember."
Oscar Levant
"Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember."
Oscar Levant
"I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients."
Oscar Levant
"Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome."
Oscar Levant
"Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall."
Oscar Levant
"I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment."
Oscar Levant
"There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
Oscar Levant
"I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on."
Oscar Levant
"There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side."
Oscar Levant
"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
Oscar Levant
"The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too."
Oscar Levant
"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
Oscar Levant
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