Oscar Levant

Oscar Levant

"The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too."
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"The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too."
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"Schizophrenia beats dining alone."
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I."
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"Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember."
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"Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember."
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"I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients."
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"Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome."
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"Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall."
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"I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment."
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"There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
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"I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on."
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"There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side."
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"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
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"The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too."
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"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
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