Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.
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"Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.
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"الحب كأن تلقى غابة، فيتوجب عليك أن تقطع كل شجرة فيها إلا واحدة. آه، وعليك أن تقطع كل شجرة بأن تعانقها حتى تسقط."
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.
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"أحب أنها تحبني عشرة، على مقياس من خمس نقاط. حسنًا، أعلم أنه مقياس من خمس نقاط، رغم أنني سألتها على مقياس من واحد إلى مئة."
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.
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"أمارس الحب كأفعى تتخفى في هيئة فيل وحمار. لكن لا ينبغي لي أن أتحدث عن الجماع والكونغرس في آن واحد."
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!
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"أنا عربة الحب. رحلات مجانية قبل الظهر وبعد الساعة الحادية عشرة وثمانٍ وخمسين دقيقة صباحًا!"
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
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"أنا في الحب، والنهر بدأ يتجمد. الأجدر بي أن أغرق نفسي قبل أن أموت من الصقيع."
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
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"أنا محب للكلاب ومدمن للجنس. وهذان الأمران لا علاقة لأحدهما بالآخر."
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.
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"أنا قادر على البقاء في السرير لساعات. آه نعم، أعشق قيلولات النوم."
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.
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"كان بيننا حب صامت، ربما لأنها لم تكن تحدثني قط، ولا ترد على مكالماتي أو رسائلي."
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of those may or may not have been true. It’s kind of hard to tell, because to be honest, I wasn’t listening.
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"قالت لي إنها تحبني. قالت لي أشياء كثيرة. بعضها كان صحيحًا، وبعضها الآخر قد يكون صحيحًا وقد لا يكون. يصعب الجزم، لأنني بصراحة، لم أكن أستمع."
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
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Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
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Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?
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Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.
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Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally irresponsible.
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Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.
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Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert."
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
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Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
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Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep."
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
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Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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