Helen Rowland

Helen Rowland

"Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her."
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"Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her."
Helen Rowland
"Home is any four walls that enclose the right person."
Helen Rowland
"A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever."
Helen Rowland
"Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself."
Helen Rowland
"The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him."
Helen Rowland
"One man's folly is another man's wife."
Helen Rowland
"Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever."
Helen Rowland
"Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds."
Helen Rowland
"Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near."
Helen Rowland
"After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him."
Helen Rowland
"It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it's separating himself from all the others."
Helen Rowland
"A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted."
Helen Rowland
"In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued."
Helen Rowland
"A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting."
Helen Rowland
"Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest."
Helen Rowland
"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you."
Helen Rowland
"Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it."
Helen Rowland
"Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor."
Helen Rowland
"A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor."
Helen Rowland
"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."
Helen Rowland
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