Rachel Caine

Rachel Caine

"I'm gonna kill him, Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow. Stake him right in the heart, shove garlic up his ass, and-and-And what? (Michael)When did you get home? Claire demanded. Apparently just in time to hear my funeral plans. I especially like the garlic up the ass. It's...different."
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"I'm gonna kill him, Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow. Stake him right in the heart, shove garlic up his ass, and-and-And what? (Michael)When did you get home? Claire demanded. Apparently just in time to hear my funeral plans. I especially like the garlic up the ass. It's...different."
Rachel Caine Feast of Fools
"[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]Don't they teach you anything in your schools?Not about this. Pity. I suppose that's what comes of your main education flowing from Google."
Rachel Caine Feast of Fools
"Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne"
Rachel Caine Ghost Town
"You're kidding, Shane said. Do you think I want to visit Crazy Mc Teeth in his lair of insanity?No, Claire said, but I'm pretty sure you won't like it if I go alone when I just kind of promised to be with you. So...?Right. I've been missing Nutty Mc Fang anyway. Stop making up names for him. What about Count Crackula?Just stop."
Rachel Caine Last Breath
"The door banged open, and Eve rushed out, flushed and mussed and still buttoning her shirt. 'It's not what you think,' she said. 'It was just—oh, okay, whatever, it was exactly what you think. Now, what?"
Rachel Caine Lord of Misrule
"I am never taking a trip with either of you ever again.' Eve said. 'Ever.'Excellent' Shane said. 'Then next trip, we hit the strip bar.'I have a gun, Shane,' Eve sighed. What, you think i actually loaded yours'Eve flipped him off, and Claire laughed."
Rachel Caine Kiss of Death
"Myrnin came in from the back room, carrying a load of books, which he dropped with aloud bang on the floor to glare at the two of them. "Excuse me," he said, "but when did my labbecome appropriate for snogging"What's snogging" Shane asked."Ridiculous displays of inappropriate affection in front of me. Roughly translated. Andwhat are you doing here?"
Rachel Caine
"“I'm gonna kill him, Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow. Stake him right in the heart, shove garlic up his ass, and-and-And what? (Michael)When did you get home? Claire demanded. Apparently just in time to hear my funeral plans. I especially like the garlic up the ass. It's...different.”"
Rachel Caine Feast of Fools
"Welcome to Morganville. You'll never want to leave. And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about that."
Rachel Caine
"Now we're in the middle of a three-sided vampire war. Which would be an awesome video game, but I'm really not interested in playing for real. I like my reset buttons."
Rachel Caine
"She went back to Shane and settles in on his lap again, arm around his neck. His circled her waist. "I thought you had to go," he said. "And don't think i didn't see you kissing on my best friend."He deserved it."Yeah. Maybe i ought to kiss him, too."Michael, on his way out, didn't bother to turn around for that one. "Oh sure, you always promise."
Rachel Caine
"Great," Shane said. "Look i'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners."And to cleaning," Michael said."Look who's talking, Didn't the do one of those Animal Planet documentaries about the roaches in your room?"
Rachel Caine
"Shane looked…pale. Pale and shaken and—how predictable was this?—pissed."
Rachel Caine
"Don't run I never liked fast food"
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