Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore

"People, generally, suck."
20 Quotes
"People, generally, suck."
Christopher Moore The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
"Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong."
Christopher Moore
"In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime."
Christopher Moore Practical Demonkeeping
"Science, you don't know, looks like magic."
Christopher Moore
"For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I touched on in 'Coyote Blue' and 'Island of the Sequined Love Nun,' but it ended up being an exploration of the true meaning of sacrifice, loyalty, and friendship."
Christopher Moore
"When I teach seminars, I tell people, 'Your stuff has to look like something that's out there, because otherwise nobody will take a chance on you."
Christopher Moore
"As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be hamstrung in the middle of working on something."
Christopher Moore
"My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate."
Christopher Moore
"She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species."
Christopher Moore
"Lucien, women are wondrous, mysterious, and magical creatures, who should be treated not only with respect but with reverence, perhaps even awe. Now go sweep the steps."
Christopher Moore
"Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, โ€˜I have been a fool, burdened all these years by the weight of a bowl when a perfectly good vessel lay at the end of my wrist."
Christopher Moore
"You're trying to be tricky. What's morality"It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize."Must be a human thing."Exactly."
Christopher Moore
"Don't bruise the Foo!"
Christopher Moore
"Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter."
Christopher Moore
"The Beta Male is seldom the strongest or the fastest, but because he can anticipate danger, he far outnumbers his Alpha Male competition. The world is led by Alpha Males, but the machinery of the world turns on the bearings of the Beta Male."
Christopher Moore
"There's a fine edge to new grief, it severs nerves, disconnects reality--there's mercy in a sharp blade. Only with time, as the edge wears, does the real ache begin."
Christopher Moore
"What love is not torment when a man knows not how to love himself? Talk not of drowning, but attaining your heart's desire by action: Put money in thy purse."
Christopher Moore
"Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong."
Christopher Moore
"Science, you don't know, looks like magic."
Christopher Moore
"Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. Thereโ€™s no such place."
Christopher Moore
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