Rodney Dangerfield
"My mother had morning sickness after I was born."
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"My mother had morning sickness after I was born."
"أصابت أمي غثيان الصباح بعد مولدي."
Rodney Dangerfield
"This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me."
"هذا الصباح، حين ارتديتُ ملابسي الداخلية، كأنني سمعتُ رجال "فروت أوف ذا لوم" يضحكون مني."
Rodney Dangerfield
"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
"بلغتُ من العمر مبلغاً صار فيه الطعام هو المتعة التي أحلّت محلّ الجنس في حياتي. بل، لقد علّقتُ للتوّ مرآةً فوق مائدة مطبخي."
Rodney Dangerfield
"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
"لا ألقى احترامًا. فلو كنتُ سياسيًا، على سوء حظي هذا، لَكُنتُ صادقًا."
Rodney Dangerfield
"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."
"لا اعتبار لي عند زوجتي. في عيد ميلادها، رفعت كأسًا على شرف "أفضل امرأة نالها رجل قط". فما كان من النادل إلا أن شاركني."
Rodney Dangerfield
"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can't."
"في العشرين، يمتلئ المرء حماسةً وأملاً، يرنو إلى إصلاح العالم. وعند السبعين، لا يزال يصبو إلى إصلاح العالم، لكنه يدرك أنه لا يستطيع."
Rodney Dangerfield
"I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
"بلغتُ من العمر مرحلةً، أضحى فيها الطعام هو المتعة الكبرى، بعد أن كان الجنس. ولهذا، فقد ركّبتُ للتوّ مرآةً فوق مائدة مطبخي."
Rodney Dangerfield
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
"لولا اللصوص لما كان لي نصيب من الحب قط."
Rodney Dangerfield
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years-I didn't want to interrupt her."
"لم أتحدث إلى زوجتي منذ سنوات، لم أرد أن أقاطعها."
Rodney Dangerfield
"Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far I had a good day. I got a dial tone."
"لكلٍ يومه الشاق، ولا أحد ينال شيئًا بلا ثمن. أما أنا، فكان يومي حتى الآن جيدًا؛ لقد سمعت نغمة الاتصال."
Rodney Dangerfield
"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."
Rodney Dangerfield
"You gotta look out for number one, but don't step in number two!"
Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
Rodney Dangerfield
"I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am."
Rodney Dangerfield
"When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back"
Rodney Dangerfield
"I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers."
Rodney Dangerfield
"Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it."
Rodney Dangerfield
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
Rodney Dangerfield
"I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it."
Rodney Dangerfield
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
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